This little pop quiz appeared recently in a New York Times opinion column by the usually reasonable Nicholas Kristof.
I quote the quiz in its entirety, along with the answers at the end.
1. Which holy book stipulates that a girl who does not bleed on her wedding night should be stoned to death?
a. Koran
b. Old Testament
c. (Hindu) Upanishads
2. Which holy text declares: "Let there be no compulsion in religion"?
a. Koran
b. Gospel of Matthew
c. Letter of Paul to the Romans
3. The terrorists who pioneered the suicide vest in modern times, and the use of women in terror attacks, were affiliated with which major religion?
a. Islam
b. Christianity
c. Hinduism
4. "Every child is touched by the devil as soon as he is born and this contact makes him cry. Excepted are Mary and her Son." This verse is from:
a. Letters of Paul to the Corinthians
b. The Book of Revelation
c. An Islamic hadith, or religious tale
5. Which holy text is sympathetic to slavery?
a. Old Testament
b. New Testament
c. Koran
6. In the New Testament, Jesus' views of homosexuality are:
a. strongly condemnatory
b. forgiving
c. never mentioned
7. Which holy text urges responding to evil with kindness, saying: "repel the evil deed with one which is better."
a. Gospel of Luke
b. Book of Isaiah
c. Koran
8. Which religious figure preaches tolerance by suggesting that God looks after all peoples and leads them all to their promised lands?
a. Muhammad
b. Amos
c. Jesus
9. Which of these religious leaders was a polygamist?
a. Jacob
b. King David
c. Muhammad
10. What characterizes Muhammad's behavior toward the Jews of his time?
a. He killed them.
b. He married one.
c. He praised them as a chosen people.
11. Which holy scripture urges that the "little ones" of the enemy be dashed against the stones?
a. Book of Psalms
b. Koran
c. Leviticus
12. Which holy scripture suggests beating wives who misbehave?
a. Koran
b. Letters of Paul to the Corinthians
c. Book of Judges
13. Which religious leader is quoted as commanding women to be silent during services?
a. The first Dalai Lama
b. St. Paul
c. Muhammad
Answers:
1. b. Deuteronomy 22:21.
2. a. Koran, 2:256. But other sections of the Koran do describe coercion.
3. c. Most early suicide bombings were by Tamil Hindus (some secular) in Sri Lanka and India.
4. c. Hadith. Islam teaches that Jesus was a prophet to be revered.
5. All of the above.
6. c. Other parts of the New and Old Testaments object to homosexuality, but there's no indication of Jesus' views.
7. c. Koran, 41:34. Jesus says much the same thing in different words.
8. b. Amos 9:7
9. all of them
10. all of these. Muhammad's Jewish wife was seized in battle, which undermines the spirit of the gesture. By some accounts he had a second Jewish wife as well.
11. a. Psalm 137
12. a. Koran 4:34
13. b. St. Paul, both in 1 Corinthians 14 and 1 Timothy 2, but many scholars believe that neither section was actually written by Paul.
I am quick to applaud its attempt to render Islam in a more accurate light.
Not for a second do I believe that modern Islam is our greatest threat. Secularization and unbelief are far more threatening and perilous. I think that conspiracy theorists who like to suggest that mosques contain missile silos and arms caches may be correct occasionally, but are, in the main, of the same sort that used to quiver and quail about communist invasions during my rapture/Bolshevik-phobic troubled youth.
But the quiz suggests some implicit conclusions that are not at all well-founded. To suggest that because the Gospels do not record any statement of Our Lord against homosexuality, then therefore He must have diminished the Law's condemnation of it, ignores the fact that Our Lord said that He came to fulfill the Law, and not one jot or tittle of it should be obscured. Moreover, the Apostle Paul surely did not acquiesce to the homosexual hope that they can change the construct of human nature willy-nilly.
It is highly doubtful whether any of the Levitical or Deuteronomic capital punishments against fornication were actually carried out (given the probable dating of Deuteronomy, and its reformist character). Since we are all familiar with the usual complaint about the absence of archaeological evidence for Old Testament events, let's use that same complaint and ask for such evidence of actual carrying-out of these egregious sentences against familial law-breaking. In any case, the tone of the Old Covenant Law is a thousand times more humane than other legislation in surrounding societies of its time.
The prohibition of St. Paul against female leadership in the cultus still goes on in the Orthodox Church: but we do not have to interpret this as inhumane or chauvinistic, despite the clear, rather sophomoric, attempt of Mr. Kristof to suggest such a thing. Moreover, I would like to see evidence of how vocal women are in the mosque. Are they? No one can conceivably suggest that Islam is as humane toward women as Christianity has been.
The second question in Kristof's little pop quiz is the most misleading. 'Which holy text declares: "Let there be no compulsion in religion"?' Yes, the Koran says this. But the Koran also teaches, in more than a few places (maybe as many as 164), that it is good to wage jihad against other nations of other faiths, so that these vanquished people may be able to "freely" enter into Islam. If they do not, they enter into the second-class citizenship of dhimmitude.
The mere fact that Mohamed had one or two Jewish wives does not at all suggest evidence of his multi-cultural sensitivities: it rather suggests that he, consistent with being a camel-salesman, was comfortable in a commercial multi-religious environment, and sought to manufacture (like L. Ron Hubbard did, centuries later) a hybrid faith out of the fetid religious climate of the bazaar. I like Jaroslav Pelikan's suggestion that Mohamed was really a Jewish Gnostic -- which means that he more likely would have been a Jewish New-Ager or Mormon if he were alive today (something more akin to Glenn Beck).
Please do not mistake me for a Beck-spouting anti-muslim tea-partier. I am not this, and I find that ilk tiring and hopelessly confused about history and religion. But Kristof is suggesting that Islam is something that it is not – that it is a humane religion happy to co-exist in the neighborhood. It is certainly not this. It is not tolerant of the existence of other traditions. "Islam" does not mean "peace" by a long shot: it means, as we all used to be taught, "surrender." One cannot equate it with Christianity's general ethical record in history: there is no contest in this regard.
Say anything you'd like about Islam representing "The Other" – but it should be kept in mind that the concern for "The Other" is made possible only in the pale of the Christian legacy (just as all liberalism and humanism, and even atheism, require the safe harbor of Christendom – despite the relentless ingratitude of these derivative -- and retrogressive -- traditions).
The God of Islam is not at all the Holy Trinity. Since the Incarnation, knowledge of God can only be Triune and Christological.
We do not have to be afraid of Islam. But Islam can be mean, and has nothing in common, theologically, with Christianity.