Generally speaking, Cats, specifically, are really into relativity.
They count on the reversibility of every perspective. In their worldview, which is the only world (not view) there is, it is just as feasible that the earth moves under the automobile, as it is that the automobile moves on the earth.
My rather mod-ish cat, Ms. Novus Ordo, who is up on things, held forth to my Yorkie Oliver about this the other day. He thought for a while. Then he growled:
"That might work, rolling the earth under one car. But it won't under two cars at once, let alone under a single traffic jam."
"Relativity works only in a subjective universe," he continued. "It's just like a cat to come up with something like that."
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